#miguel hilari

[epicfirestormer]

Go watch Nimona, it's really good

[nightshxdex]

Poor hobie character ai. Falling subject to my deez nuts jokes 😔

[mrsoharaa]

Giggling while drunkenly, messily, making out with Miguel is what I could use right about now ngl. 😔

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Like you both just return home from a vibrant, lovely fun night out. A few drinks in and neither of you can get your needy hands off from one another.

His large, rough palms would roam up and down the venture of your curvy body, while yours trace up and down the strut of his firm, wide chest to the vast structure of his broad shoulders. Eventually your little fingers would curl up into the back hairs of his beautiful chestnut tresses.

His hungry lips would messily lap over yours with such inaccuracy and drive, sloppily mangling over yours and tripping occasionally over his large feet while still latching onto your hips. You'd break out into small fits of genuine giggles, feeling his warm full lips constantly try to stick onto your own, only to feel them slip past the velvety skin on either onto your flushed cheeks or your cute chin.

Your nails would weave gently into his wavy strands, tucking and tugging playfully as his frustrated grumbles would seep against your warm, soft flesh. Adding on to the cute little chortles that erupt from you. He's too cute.

His looming body would pin your back against the wall by the door.

"M-Miguel- you're b-being too *hic* frantic" you'd hiccup a small chuckle, feeling the warmth of his plush lips crease into the juncture of your jawline and neck. His hot breath permeating into the lush of your simulated skin.

"¡Ay, coño!...n-not frantic enough" his words slur out into rambled mumblings, hands pushing you more steadily, firmly against the solidity of the wall behind you, hips connecting with yours as his lips gradually find their way to the corner of your own. You'd simply giggle at his retort.

Heaves out another heavy, hot breath as he ghosts his lips just centimeters away from yours. Lidded irises of deep scarlet lazily, longingly, gazing down at you. Watching and noting every simple, little detail that was you.

Raises his left hand up to drape steadily around the structure of your neck, keeping you still against his weighted figure and the wall nestled behind you. Your hazy eyes finally meet his, a shimmer of intoxicated desire and endearment drowning your beautiful optics.

"Such a pretty l-laugh...you're so p-pretty, mi araña bonita" his breath husks heftily, leaning in closer to you as he pushes at the back of your neck to mold into his fevered lips. Strongly.

With added friction and steady firmness, Miguel made sure that his lips stayed connected with yours at all times. Swindling his tongue into the moisten cavern of your mouth, as he hums in delight to your acceptance for his sudden intrusion. His heart plummets every time he listens to a genuine giggle or muffled moan resonate from the depths of your throat.

Makes him become more needy and touchy with you.

[hylengart]

Guess I should post these here too

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

You know his cheeks was clapping in the wind

[cupcakeinat0r]

What if someone wrote a Miguel fic but in the “my mom sold me to 1D” au

[yuriinadress]

Bernard Dowd and Tim's 7 Evil Exes but they're not anyone Tim's actually dated (because lbr, anyone's who's dated Tim would not go through the trouble of fighting his boyfriend for him)

INSTEAD it's Bernard and Tim's 7 POTENTIAL Evil Exes: people that had a crush on Tim but either never got the chance to tell him and/or Tim was too oblivious to realize

Potential candidates include:

Danny Temple

Lonnie Machin

Greta Hayes

Sebastian Ives

Conner Kent

Buzz

Norris

Karl Ranck

Miguel Barragan (Bunker) (I think he had a small crush on Tim? I can't remember, it's been a while since I've read n52)

Cullen Row

That one guy that dragged Tim out clubbing in France (I don't know his name but I know he exists)

Literally any boy that Tim went to school with apparently (guy was a dude magnet jfc)

This all mostly inspired by many of @aliteralchicken 's posts about Tim's many MANY suitors

[nightshxdex]

YALLLL THIS IS TOO FUNNYY. bro character ai is full of possibilities. It's absolutely hilarious

[supermentaleyeliner]

i was trying not to say anything because i am way too late but i started catching up with cobra kai for the new season a while ago and got absolutely HOOKED

at season 5 now and like wha???? why the fuck did it get so good??? i mean the writing the story was always good with good characters but late s4 rly cooked it up and now???? why s5 suddenly give obx lol???? why it so emotional and precious and SO FUCKING HILARIOUS???? and the BI PANIC???? miguel look so fucking adorable after he gets back home, robby and his beat up face is just card card card, tory is just the fucking goddess that peyton list is... and then you show eli getting a new tattoo??? my husband hello am i supposed to breathe???? and then demetri eli miguel the og twink nerds together and what's funnier, demetri and eli are giving miguel relationship advice???? then switch the sam moon and yasmin, as if i wasn't already smothered over sam's beauty the past couple seasons despite my hate for her, as if yas doesn't get me all heart-eyed every scene, as if i hadn't fallen in love with moon since the beginning and worship her???? her girl energy is too much. and even chozen, like, he cleans up nicely, dude has wisdom and combacks, strong asf, and just so precious like???? + all that miguel talking spanish did something to my brain + robby actually happy to be with johnny :(((( i'm crying :(((( and miguel throughout his "dad" thing :((((( actually killed me :(((( miguel johnny reunion :((((

bonus: johnny lawrence you will always be a legend

[bunnybonesstudio]

Imagine Miguel coming back to good terms with Sam during S3 and discovering she’s now best friends with Demetri.

Like, image how weird that must have been for our guy. ‘My ex girlfriend, who I’m now friends with again, is now best friends with one of MY best friends and I had no idea.’

And not just any friend either.

Demetri.

Demetri ‘give each other handjobs’ Alexopolous is best friends with Samantha LaRusso. To the point where Demetri probably knows more about Sam that Miguel does. And Sam is just caught up on all the Eli drama.

It’s like, nuts.

I’m honestly surprised Miguel’s head didn’t explode, lol.